The Leaky Establishment

Ebook edition published July 2013!
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Leaky Establishment -- 2001 pb cover

The Leaky Establishment by David Langford is a farce set in a nuclear weapons research establishment. It is wholly coincidental that the author had spent some years working as a weapons physicist in what was then the Atomic Weapons Research Establishment at Aldermaston, Berkshire.... In 2001 the novel acquired a new introduction by Terry Pratchett, which also appears in the 2003 reissue:

"I hate Dave Langford for writing this book. This was the book I meant to write. God wanted me to write this book." -- Terry Pratchett, Introduction

This novel has its own Wikipedia entry (not written by the author).

  • Publication Date (Fourth Edition): August 2003
  • Publisher: Cosmos Books (an imprint of Wildside Press), USA
  • Format: B-format paperback only
  • ISBN: 1592241255
  • Page Count: 216
  • Cover Artist: Geo Parkin, design by Juha Lindroos
  • Availability: Wildside PressBook Depository UKBook Depository US
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Leaky Establishment -- 2001 pb cover
  • Publication Date (Third Edition): April 2001
  • Publisher: Big Engine, Oxfordshire
  • Format: B-format paperback
  • ISBN: 1903468000
  • Page Count: 209
  • Cover Artist: Deidre Counihan
  • Availability: Out of print
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Leaky Establishment -- 1985 pb cover
  • Publication Date (Second Edition): 1985
  • Publisher: Sphere, London
  • Format: A-format paperback
  • ISBN: 0722153783
  • Page Count: 197
  • Cover Artist: Graham Thompson
  • Availability: Out of print
Leaky Establishment -- 1st ed cover
  • Publication Date (First Edition): 1984
  • Publisher: Frederick Muller, London
  • Format: Hardback
  • ISBN: 0584311672
  • Page Count: 197
  • Cover Artist: None
  • Availability: Out of print

Reviews

Mike Glyer, File 770 website, 26 July 2013

This appeared in 1998 in No Award ed. Marty Cantor, and is newly available online as above.

Jocelyn Payne, Dr Dobb's Journal, 6 April 2009

... In its depiction of the bureaucracy-bound Civil Service and the antique security officials who treat one's safety infractions with "all the disdain of a chef discovering fruit bats in the ananas au kirsch", the book is spot on.

Candace L. Myers, Revolution SF, 19 November 2002

I could go on for days about my favorite bits, but I'll contain myself. What I will tell you is this, if you don't read this book you are missing the best time you can have without being arrested. Go to [the Big Engine site]* and buy the book, Terry Pratchett says so (No, really he did. He wrote the introduction, I promise).

[* Alas, no more -- try Cosmos, Wildside or Amazon as above.]

Tom Easton, Analog magazine, January 2002

David Langford's The Leaky Establishment first appeared in 1984, but remains perfectly timely, what with all the fuss in the last year or so about sloppy security at Los Alamos. [...]

It's a comedy of errors in a classic British mode. It's a satire that pokes fun at incompetent functionaries. But it also casts a very chilly eye on technical experts who get so used to dealing with very dangerous materials that they neglect reasonable precautions and, indeed, get extraordinarily reckless.

If you can find or order a copy, you'll enjoy it.

Paul Di Filippo, Asimov's SF magazine, 2001

Langford draws his characters with sharp lines and plenty of quirkiness. His insider knowledge of the industry makes for total believability. And his joker's dialogue, sense of timing and plotting are nigh perfect. Too bad Peter Sellers isn't around to star in the film adaptation of this book: The Leaky Establishment is a perfect vehicle for his style of manic officiousness.

Don D'Ammassa, Science Fiction Chronicle, November 2001

Archly humorous satire ... Although Langford plays this for laughs, there are some sharp barbs in it, and I really enjoyed the characters and their progressively frustrating experiences.

Rich Horton, SF Site Featured Review, 2001

... Page by page the book is hilarious: almost too densely so, in that as a novel it loses momentum. Still, it's neatly plotted, with a particularly nice resolution. And the bureaucratic tics of a government facility, exacerbated by nuclear security requirements, ring very true indeed.

Langford's writing is very fine in general, and this particular novel is a delightful example of his abilities with fiction. Definitely recommended.

Morning Star newspaper, 18 June 2001

The Leaky Establishment is a welcome imprint, by an enterprising new independent publisher, of David Langford's 1984 satirical farce set in a British nuclear research centre.

It was admired when it first appeared, not least by Terry Pratchett, who supplies an introduction to this edition, but then mysteriously fell out of print.

It's not strictly a crime novel, though it does involve its everyman hero breaking the law in a fairly dramatic way while trying to outwit the Ministry of Defence police, after accidentally taking a plutonium "pit" home with him.

He discovers that it's easier to smuggle nuclear weaponry out of his workplace than it is to smuggle it back in.

Very funny and very frightening, this book will confirm every cynical thought you've ever had about Britain's "independent nuclear deterrent" -- and then some.

I don't want to worry you, but the author used to work at Aldermaston.

Andy Sawyer, British SF Association Paperback Inferno

The Leaky Establishment concerns the trials and tribulations of one Roy Tappen, a scientist at the Nuclear-Utilization Technology Centre at Robinson Heath, who discovers that sneaking the plutonium core of a nuclear warhead out of the centre is easy enough; the problems arise when he tries to sneak it back in. It's either a gloriously absurd farce or a sober record of The Great British System disguised as a gloriously absurd farce: whichever way round it's the kind of book you can give to spouses/partners who can't stand SF.

Mary Gentle, Interzone

A comic novel with both verbal wit and comedy of situation, that owes something to the tradition of Tom Sharpe, and a great deal more to the Langfordian warped sense of humour. [...]

The Leaky Establishment has that quality belonging to genuine farce, best described as delighted frustration -- frustration because Tappen is blocked at every turn, difficulty piled on impossibility, until it seems that the plot can never be resolved; and delight, because these impossibilities are comic, one has the immense and reprehensible satisfaction of seeing some other poor bugger in the mire.

For the most part, the tone is light. At several points, though, there are realistic touches that serve to anchor the book: when Roy Tappen looks up from his frenzied dashing around,, and realizes just what a lunatic world he's helping to run -- that his evasions, and practical jokes, are a way of fighting back; that if he didn't laugh, he'd cry. More stress on that would have made the humour blacker -- but it would be foolish to carp when The Leaky Establishment as it stands is a very funny book.

Daily Mail

A splendid send-up.

The Guardian

How David Langford keeps up his high spirits is a wonder.

AWRE News, house journal of the Atomic Weapons Research Establishment (since renamed), Aldermaston, Berkshire, England

An agreeable romp.